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noah
a.k.a. my boyfriend
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 debauchery in CT


neat!




i refuse to smile because i like being difficult



    
so f@*$ing happy             who took this?



  

i love this picture                  this picture is gay


  

uh huh, that about explains it


afronoah. genius.


NEW!!
FROM CHARLESTON/NORTH CAROLINA TRIP
10.11.02-10.15.02



  
noah, 10 seconds away from beating me...
seriously




yeah, that naughty nurse is hot... i'm thinkin bout beer right now, er
i mean her... er i mean noah er damn it!!



      
hey adam, am i hot?                  holy lord, yes!


and how about you, michelle - do you think i'm hot?




hmmm... yeah i guess. (muffled laughter)



it would be nice if he was this excited just because i was in town, but really
he's happy cause he's about to get pork chops at outback.
i love this man.



this picture turned out exceptionally well considering we are on a swing.
sweet lord, look how much fun i'm having!!!


see, this is a photo of our shoes while swinging!
i'm amazing, i know.



thats the famed "pineapple" in the background, not Noah's hair.
although i think its damn funny myself.




this is my new favorite picture


NOAH TO TEXAS - MARCH 2002

noah finally found peace at the japanese gardens

i, on the other hand, only found good lighting for
narcissistic photo sessions


you should have seen the other couple walking the
grounds, they were smoking. smoking! in the japanese gardens!

sometimes noah doesnt like to pose

so i am forced to buy him breakfast

and then he'll buy me a very expensive dinner at the
reunion tower, complete with photo-booth face-sucking session.

driving to another face sucking session
(kidding) (no im not)
(im actually speeding here)

cannot function without two things:
1. coffee
2. homer simpson t-shirt

cannot find time to pick nose outside of restaurant